you encounter a branch.
[[branch to the left->still branch]]
[[branch to the right->still branch]]
from over here it looks like a branch.
[[branch to the left->still still branch]]
[[branch to the right->still still branch]]
you gain a new perspective. it's still a branch.
[[branch to the left->still still still branch]]
[[branch to the right->still still still branch]]
no matter where you go, it's still a branch.
[[inspect branch]]
[[close eyes]]
[[accept defeat]]
[[branch to the left->bj]]
[[branch to the right->still still still branch]]
looks very branch-like.
[[inspect further]]
[[sit down]]
[[question sanity]]
[[branch to the left->inspect branch]]
[[brunch to the right]]
it is dark.
[[open eyes->still still still branch]]
player! you cannot give up now! this is a world full of possibilities! and choices!
[[x]]
and branches.
[[inspect branch]]
[[close eyes]]
[[accept defeat]]
[[branch to the left->still still still branch]]
[[branch to the right->still still still branch]]
your persistant circling of the branch will be rewarded.
[[claim blowjob]]
gentle winds blow across your face. you close your eyes and take a deep breath. you feel at peace.
[[and find tranquility in peace of mind->x]]
you enjoy a well balanced meal in between breakfast- and lunchtime.
[[when's dinner?->inspect branch]]
upon closer inspection you find that the branch is made up from hundreds of tiny symbols. individually, some seem familiar. yet, when looked at from further away, all of them create something oh so much greater than the sum of their parts.
[[stand up]]
[[question everything]]
[[dream]]
[[bench to the left]]
[[branch to the right->inspect further]]
you see the world from a slightly lower point of view than you normally would. you question your preconceptions.
you are happy.(set:$question += 1) not in an ecstatic manner, but you feel your happiness expressed by a tender feeling of newfound wonder.
[[just sit there for a moment]]
[[lie down]]
[[stand up again->inspect branch]]
(set:$question += 1)'what did you have for breakfast?' you ask sanity. sanity can't seem to remember and starts sweating nervously.
[[inspect branch<-x]]
...
[[continue sitting->just sit there for a moment]]
[[lie down]]
[[stand up again->inspect branch]]
you lay flat on the ground. you look up at the sky and ponder the stars. the further you drift away, the more they start to look like... numerals?
[[jerk back up->inspect branch]]
you imagine the branch with all its tiny structure as part of a massive tree. the characters seamlessly flow from branch to tree, static, dancing. flickering in patters beyond comprehension.
you imagine following one particularily graceful strand with your eyes on its journey across the branch, then along the surface of the tree. winding, zigzaging in all directions. it seems to move with purpose, driven by some peculiar force towards its goal. an energy from inside guiding its way. or is it coming from the outside? try as you might, you cannot seem to understand its intention, you imagine.
eventually you lose the string out of sight, and lose yourself in the endless chaos that makes up this tree. even though you cannot comprehend why it is the way it is, or how works the way it does — or why it works at all, for that matter — you can appreciate it. the little bits of code that run through the tree, they are beautiful. the tree is beautiful. you can't really grasp why, you imagine.
you think of the tree amongst other trees. a forest. and everything is connected under the surface of the earth, hidden out of sight. yet you feel the connectedness. you can almost feel the vibrations through your feet. you can almost hear the crackling of electricity in the air, you imagine.
[[pick your nose]]
you are already standing.
[[it's what you are already doing->inspect further]]
you sit down on the bench.
[[that was nice->inspect further]]
so far you have questioned $question things. you continue questioning things.
(set: $question += 1)
[[question more things->question everything]]
(if: $question <= 50)[[[cancel->inspect further]]](else:)[[[question sanity->sanity2]]]
you ask sanity if it remembers your birthday. sanity is squirming in its seat.(set:$question += 1)
[[inspect further<-x]]
you think about which of the following options will be the one to advance the story, so you can click on that one last.
[[is it this one?->q]]
[[or this one?->q]]
[[this one definitely isn't it->q]]
[[^this guy is a liar->q]]
[[^this guy is a liar->q]]
[[one of the two guys above me is a liar->q]]
[[dae like hotdogs->q]]
[[^stfu->q]]
hopefully you clicked on this branch last, because there's no dead end here.
to be honest, all the options would have brought you to this exact screen.
probably.
you stare at the branch again.
[[branch to the left->w]]
[[branch to the right->w]]
still the good old branch.
[[branch to the left->e]]
[[branch to the right->e]]
same from here
[[branch to the left->r]]
[[branch to the right->r]]
is there anything more to it?
[[branch to the left->t]]
[[branch to the right->t]]
do your choices matter?
[[branch to the left->z]]
[[branch to the right->z]]
that one did.
[[branch to the left->u]]
[[branch to the right->u]]
is there anything left to do?
[[branch to the left->i]]
[[branch to the right->i]]
you are dizzy from walking around the branch.
[[stop]]
you just stand there.
[[question some more]]
[[appreciate branch]]
so far you have questioned $question things. you continue questioning things. (if: $question >= 100)[are you achieving anything?]
(set: $question += 1)
[[question more things->question some more]]
[[cancel->stop]]
you give the branch an approving nod.
[[sing->o]]
[[do nothing->o]]
you don't see the point in singing right now. so you do nothing.
[[take off clothes->p]]
[[do nothing->p]]
you do nothing.
[[strike up a converstaion with yourself->a]]
[[do nothing->a]]
you do nothing.
[[order delivery pizza->s]]
[[do nothing->d]]
you have no phone, so you do nothing.
[[make a wish->d]]
[[do nothing->d]]
you do nothing.
[[do something->f]]
[[do nothing->f]]
you do nothing.
[[.->g]]
.
[[.->h]]
someone taps you on the shoulder.